Star Wars Cop

[Fuzz AI]

Czar's resident Wookie to emulate Scottish police officer's technique to drum up sales....

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25378901-13762,00.html

Star Wars cop claims to use Jedi mind tricks on suspects

A POLICE officer in Scotland has confessed to following the Jedi faith beloved of Star Wars film fans, respected policing analysis group Jane's reports. Pam Fleming, a 45-year-old beat officer in Glasgow for Strathclyde Police, said that she thought all police officers "should be Jedis," when interviewed by Jane's Police Review.

"For me, it is not a joke," she said. "Being a Jedi is a way of life.

"I love the Star Wars films and the concept of being a Jedi, that the faith is not divisive."

Ms Fleming said she knew of other Jedis in Strathclyde Police - the force apparently has eight in total.

She told The Sun she uses Jedi mind tricks to get the truth out of suspects during interviews.

However, Ms Fleming said she does not use her powers to influence what suspects say or do.

“I have even started calling my probationer as a joke my Padawan (Jedi apprentice),” she said, “although I am not sure he likes that.”

According to Britain's Office for National Statistics, a total of 390,000 people in England and Wales listed their religion as Jedi in the most recent census in 2001. Scotland has a reported 14,000 followers.

But it noted that this may have been largely due to an internet campaign launched in the run-up to the census. Jedi followers are grouped under atheist.

[zuma]

Bunch of weirdos... Anyway, and being pedantic as usual, their claim can be settled easily by a blood test or biopsy: if they have a large amount of midi-chlorians they are for real, if they have none they are just wookies...

[MIKA27]

Bunch of weirdos... Anyway, and being pedantic as usual, their claim can be settled easily by a blood test or biopsy: if they have a large amount of midi-chlorians they are for real, if they have none they are just wookies...

I sense a disturbance in the force and concur....They are weirdos. "Nuttier than squirrel s**t!"

[anacostiakat]

Bunch of weirdos... Anyway, and being pedantic as usual, their claim can be settled easily by a blood test or biopsy: if they have a large amount of midi-chlorians they are for real, if they have none they are just wookies...

Yea they just raised the tax on cigars 2%. Buncha weirdos fo sho. . .