Joke of the next day.

[stargazer14]

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss

them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one,

his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in

his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.

He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became

worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date.

After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get

the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers

up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy.

The young man insisted that

it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so

wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he

grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'

[Ginseng]

:D

Wilkey

[DocRKS]

Now that's funny in a sort of hit you in the face kind of way!!!!

[Habanos2000]

Once again I find myself being grateful that I have 2 sons and no daughters.

[Ginseng]

Once again I find myself being grateful that I have 2 sons and no daughters.

Speaking as the father of 2 daughters...time to take up firearms.

Wilkey

[Fuzz]

There was this Farmer who had 3 daughters that he was very protective of. One Friday night, all 3 daughters had dates. The Farmer sat in the living room, polishing his shot gun, waiting for the dates to arrive.

The first date knocks at the door and the Farmer answers. The young man says, “Hi! I’m Eddie. I’m here to pick up Betty. We’re going out for spaghetti. Is she ready?”

So the Farmer called Betty, and she left on her date.

The second date knocks at the door and the Farmer answers. This young man says, “Hi! I’m Joe. I’m here to pick up Flo. We’re going to the show. Is she ready to go?”

So the Farmer called Flo, and she left on her date.

The third date knocks at the door and the Farmer answers. The final young man says, “Hi! I’m Chuck.”

So the Farmer shot him.

[Ginseng]

I guess he would have gotten the same treatment if his name were "Mo Cobb" eh?

Wilkey