Ken Gargett Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager,"Some old bastard wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from son?" "New Zealand, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave New Zealand?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and rugby players there." "Is that right?" replied the manager. "My wife is from New Zealand!" "Really??" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
Warren Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 There's only one thing wrong with that Ken. New Zealanders can't think that fast.
Ken Gargett Posted January 13, 2009 Author Posted January 13, 2009 There's only one thing wrong with that Ken.New Zealanders can't think that fast. it is a bit like the north koreans and the japanese (or south koreans or whoever), they sneak across to australia at night and pinch kids. i was going to say he was adopted but i believe it is a life jail sentence for anyone allowing an aussie kid to be adopted in nz.
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