Ken Gargett Posted January 4, 2009 Posted January 4, 2009 The fourth one ducked. that is fantastic. i cannot stop giggling. great start to the day.
El Presidente Posted January 4, 2009 Posted January 4, 2009 that is fantastic. i cannot stop giggling. great start to the day. Get a grip Ken
Warren Posted January 4, 2009 Posted January 4, 2009 Hey Colt you wouldn't happen to have a copy of" Dad Jokes For Dummies" would you?
Ken Gargett Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 Get a grip Ken i cannot be blamed if others lack a sense of humour.that is up there with what has no eyes and one leg.
Van55 Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 Maybe we should turn this into a "A guy goes into a bar" joke thread. Can anyone start us off with a funny one?
Van55 Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 Alrighty then...... I will start, A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want to play a game? See those two rib-eyes nailed to the ceiling? You get to throw one dart. If you hit one of them, you get to take them both home and I'll give you a free drink." The man says, "No thanks, the steaks are too high."
Van55 Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 Rene Descartes walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Would you like a beer?" Descartes said, "I think not." And *poof*, he disappeared.
Wiley Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 that is fantastic. i cannot stop giggling. great start to the day. Do (real) men in Australia giggle?
Ken Gargett Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 Do (real) men in Australia giggle? and eat quiche! they do not dance in chairs!!
Colt45 Posted January 6, 2009 Author Posted January 6, 2009 and eat quiche! quiche eating, chair dancing, gluten free burger bun eaters - Chopper was right...........
Ken Gargett Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 quiche eating, chair dancing, gluten free burger bun eaters - Chopper was right........... hey, i have never danced in a chair. may be on, but never in - and there is no video evidence to contradict that. and i most certainly have never, willingly or knowingly, eaten a gluten free bun.
Colt45 Posted January 6, 2009 Author Posted January 6, 2009 hey, i have never danced in a chair. may be on, but never in - and there is no video evidence to contradict that. and i most certainly have never, willingly or knowingly, eaten a gluten free bun. Sorry KG, I didn't mean to lump you in with the rest. Obviously I was referring to RA and Smithy. And only to a slightly lesser degree, SmokinAl and Warren. And Minismithy.
Ken Gargett Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 Sorry KG, I didn't mean to lump you in with the rest. Obviously I was referring to RA and Smithy. And only to a slightly lesser degree, SmokinAl and Warren. And Minismithy. colt, never occurred to me that you would lump me with that lot. i have it on good authority that minismithy lives on gluten free buns. not even homer simpson would sink that low. can anyone ever imagine homer going, 'mmmmmm, gluten free...'?
SmokinAl Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 colt, never occurred to me that you would lump me with that lot. i have it on good authority that minismithy lives on gluten free buns. not even homer simpson would sink that low. can anyone ever imagine homer going, 'mmmmmm, gluten free...'? Being in a completely different category to Gargett isn't actually that upsetting.
Ken Gargett Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 Being in a completely different category to Gargett isn't actually that upsetting. welcome back and happy new year.
Colt45 Posted January 6, 2009 Author Posted January 6, 2009 Being in a completely different category to Gargett isn't actually that upsetting. True - you are married (wink, wink) and you do have a job.
El Presidente Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 True - you are married (wink, wink) and you do have a job. Touché Colt !LOL!
Ken Gargett Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 True - you are married (wink, wink) and you do have a job. may i express my utter outrage at your cavalier dismissal of my life. i have numerous jobs. there are even rare occasions when some actually pay!
Ken Gargett Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 Touché Colt !LOL! and if i may respectfully suggest, POT KETTLE POT KETTLE POT KETTLE!!
Colt45 Posted January 6, 2009 Author Posted January 6, 2009 may i express my utter outrage at your cavalier dismissal of my life. i have numerous jobs. there are even rare occasions when some actually pay! I would have thought that by now, you would know I'd never make light of anyone's lot in life. But surely, lying on the ground near comatose, surrounded by empty Bolli bottles, golden retriever trying to lick your eyebrows off, you must have thought that's as far as you could go.....
Ken Gargett Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 I would have thought that by now, you would know I'd never make light of anyone's lot in life. But surely, lying on the ground near comatose, surrounded by empty Bolli bottles, golden retriever trying to lick your eyebrows off, you must have thought that's as far as you could go..... it was not a golden retreiver, it was a blonde. actually several blondes. they were having a competition to ee if they could lick off the eyebrows and who i am to stop young women from living the dream...
Colt45 Posted January 6, 2009 Author Posted January 6, 2009 who i am to stop young women from living the dream... always thinking of your fellow man - a real people person you are.
Huckins Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 may i express my utter outrage at your cavalier dismissal of my life. i have numerous jobs. there are even rare occasions when some actually pay! And when they pay, you get to spend as you wish rather than as the wife wishes!! Sounds like a good life to me!!! (Although I'm more of a Krug man myself rather than Bolli.).
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