El Presidente Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 RUB MY N I P P L E S Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time - A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, 'RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!' The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?' She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, 'RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!' and doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?' In a huff, the woman says, 'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES RUBBED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!' The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
n2advnture Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 LOL! I remember hearing a similar story about Ken and a trani in Cuba ~Mark
Tampa1257 Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 LMAO, I needed a good laugh this morning! Thanks Lisa!
Van55 Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 LOL!I remember hearing a similar story about Ken and a trani in Cuba ~Mark Castro wouldn't allow any transvetites in Cuba, would he? Just as Ahmadinejad allows no gays in Iran.
Warren Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 My god Ken cops a whipping around here. But they tell me he likes that. effin funny Colt.
Don Candido Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Colt - Did you have the main picture you added Ken's head to already in your personal porn stash? Or, did you have to actually search it out? Inquiring minds want to know! DC
Colt45 Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Warren and DC, I can't take credit for this pic - we can thank our fearless leader, the prince of darkness himself. And I agree - KG does take a whipping. I pledge to "be nice to Ken" in 2008.
Don Candido Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 And I agree - KG does take a whipping. I pledge to "be nice to Ken" in 2008. So what is that? 20 more days? Very big of you Colt!
Colt45 Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 So what is that? 20 more days? Very big of you Colt! Yes, I thought it quite bigamy.
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