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[Guest robustog]

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a

New procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small

Knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could

Be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a

Brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The

Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with

Two problems. 'All these years, everything has been

Working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times

And I've always loved the results. But now I've

Developed two annoying problems: First, I have these

Terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid

Of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those

Aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in

Asking about the goatee

[mkz]

I´ll give this one a small chuckle...