Ken Gargett Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 you will note that although the names might seem awfully close, they are different and any similairity with anyone living or dead (or smuggling cigars) is purely coincidental. Mr and Mrs Ayalo were sitting up waiting for their 14 year old son, Roberto, to come home from a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big goofy smile on his face. "Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! Roberto said breathlessly. "Guess what! I've just had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!" Poor Mrs Ayalo turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son. You talk to him". Then she left the room. Mr Ayalo was a bit chuffed by this and so, all elated (they hadn't held out much hope for their son), said "Roberto, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed bike you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get it". "That's OK, Dad", said Roberto. "I couldn't ride it right now anyway, my ass is too sore." 61 year old church goer - oh, the perfidiousness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 what's chuffed mean? (and you want to censor me.....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted September 13, 2008 Author Share Posted September 13, 2008 » what's chuffed mean? » » » (and you want to censor me.....) chuffed - terribly pleased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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