an urban myth? or not...

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you will note that although the names might seem awfully close, they are different and any similairity with anyone living or dead (or smuggling cigars) is purely coincidental.

Mr and Mrs Ayalo were sitting up waiting for their 14 year old son, Roberto, to come home from a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big goofy smile on his face.

"Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! Roberto said breathlessly. "Guess what! I've just had

sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!"

Poor Mrs Ayalo turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son. You

talk to him". Then she left the room.

Mr Ayalo was a bit chuffed by this and so, all elated (they hadn't held out much hope for their son), said "Roberto, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm

proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed

bike you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get it".

"That's OK, Dad", said Roberto. "I couldn't ride it right now

anyway, my ass is too sore."

61 year old church goer - oh, the perfidiousness!

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