Chinese Sick Leave

[First Lady]

Hung Chow calls into work and says 'Hey Boss I no come to work today -

I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come to work'

The boss says 'You know something Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me s*x. That makes everything better, and I go to work. You try that!'

Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again, 'I do what you say and I feel

great. I be at work soon............You got nice house' :-D

[Spartan]

I'm gonna use that one

[patrick]

Hahahaha, so true, so true... :-D

[Guest Warren]

Even though I could see that one coming , it's still a good one

[brian1]

Very good!

[gostgost]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha That's funny Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha