Bear Remover (Joke)

[BlackFriar]

A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."

He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

[mkz]

Good one!

[Guest Warren]

Do you know how to catch a Polar Bear ?

First you cut a hole in the ice.

Then you get a bag of frozen peas and line them up around the hole in the ice.

When the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.:-D

[El Presidente]

» "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

:rotfl:

[Fatshotbud]

» » "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

»

» :rotfl:

good one!

[Habanos2000]

» Do you know how to catch a Polar Bear ?

» First you cut a hole in the ice.

» Then you get a bag of frozen peas and line them up around the hole in the

» ice.

» When the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.:-D

Since we're on bear jokes...

This bear and this rabbit were talking.

The bear asked the rabbit, "Do you have trouble with **** sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit said, "No."

So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass with him.

[gostgost]

Great :rotfl:

[Guest Warren]

» Great :rotfl:

I don't know how much of this I can bear.