zuma Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 Got sent this joke by our secretary at work... though you would get a quick laugh out of it. Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes... a couple of days later they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: the other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long. The mistress: I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said: "What's for dinner, Batman?"
El Presidente Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 » decided to amaze their men. » That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a » mask over their eyes... » Being faced with that situation I would check her purse, drop by the bottle shop and head over to Kens ;-)
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