El Presidente Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 A bogan walked into the centerlink office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful 30 year old daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bulls..ittin' me!" The Centerlink worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuma Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 » The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bulls..ittin' me!" » » The Centrelink worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 » A bogan walked into the centerlink office.... no comprende Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crasmith Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 » A bogan walked into the centerlink office, marched straight up to the » counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really » rather have a job." » » The worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just » got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and » bodyguard for his beautiful 30 year old daughter. You'll have to drive » around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because » of the long hours, meals will be provided. » » You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips » and you will have to satisfy her urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom » apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year." » » The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bulls..ittin' me!" » » The Centerlink worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted November 15, 2008 Author Share Posted November 15, 2008 » » A bogan walked into the centerlink office.... » Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 » » » A bogan walked into the centerlink office.... » » » » Touché! :rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinAl Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 » » » » A bogan walked into the centerlink office.... » » » » » » » » » Touché! :rotfl: Oh sweet Jesus. The things you can find on google... http://www.bogan.com.au/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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