Leftridge Posted April 22, 2008 Posted April 22, 2008 Associated Press - In a recent turn of events US President George W. Bush met with the famed cigar roller Hamlet today. Until now the only sightings of the elusive Hamlet were made by a group of unscrupulous Australians who's photos of the alleged cigar roller were lost in recent move of a deaf, mute mate. While only a brief visit, Hamlet was quoted as saying, "Are you a *** mother#ucker?" after the President requested a cab of the vitola carlotas.
First Lady Posted April 22, 2008 Posted April 22, 2008 You know what is funny.... that is exactly how Hamlet would say it :-D He is the greatest guy and had my husband and I laughing for hours ... He does not hold back punches:-D
Leftridge Posted April 22, 2008 Author Posted April 22, 2008 » You know what is funny.... that is exactly how Hamlet would say it :-D He » is the greatest guy and had my husband and I laughing for hours ... He » does not hold back punches:-D I'm still not sure that the mythical man, or his 96-98 rated cigars exist..But, I want to believe ;-)
El Presidente Posted April 22, 2008 Posted April 22, 2008 Very good. I had an e-mail from Jose this morning saying that he is having a great time with FOH member Guillaume (Beijing). They are off to lunch at Lilliams today and Hamlet is joining them. Guillaume should have some great stories when he gets back.
crasmith Posted April 22, 2008 Posted April 22, 2008 I must be deaf because I do not know of Hamlet. Could someone enlighten me? Thanks! :-)
SmokinAl Posted April 23, 2008 Posted April 23, 2008 » I must be deaf because I do not know of Hamlet. Could someone enlighten » me? Thanks! :-) http://www.friendsofhabanos.com/board_entr...id=75031#p75031
Leftridge Posted April 23, 2008 Author Posted April 23, 2008 » I must be deaf because I do not know of Hamlet. Could someone enlighten » me? Thanks! :-) ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Superman wears Hamlet underwear! Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Hamlet donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Hamlet's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. Hamlet once carved solid rock by blowing air through soda straw...
Colt45 Posted April 23, 2008 Posted April 23, 2008 » Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to » cancer, Hamlet donated one of his to Lance. There's been a wee bit much talk of nuts, dangling fruits, and tossing lately.......
Leftridge Posted April 23, 2008 Author Posted April 23, 2008 I'm just jealous I have not learned to play Texas hold'em better than KEN and aquire the shag! » » Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles » to » » cancer, Hamlet donated one of his to Lance. » » There's been a wee bit much talk of nuts, dangling fruits, and tossing » lately.......
Colt45 Posted April 23, 2008 Posted April 23, 2008 » I'm just jealous I have not learned to play Texas hold'em better than KEN » and aquire the shag! he already needs to special order his hats.....
crasmith Posted April 23, 2008 Posted April 23, 2008 » » I must be deaf because I do not know of Hamlet. Could someone enlighten » » me? Thanks! :-) » » http://www.friendsofhabanos.com/board_entr...id=75031#p75031 Thanks! That made for a great read. I guess it would be entirely impossible to get a hold of one of his smokes? :-)
Loki Posted April 23, 2008 Posted April 23, 2008 » » » I must be deaf because I do not know of Hamlet. Could someone » enlighten » » » me? Thanks! :-) » » » » http://www.friendsofhabanos.com/board_entr...id=75031#p75031 » » Thanks! That made for a great read. I guess it would be entirely » impossible to get a hold of one of his smokes? :-) Not necessarily. El Prez , thanks again for your generousity, gifted everyone that showed up at the NYC FOH party a Hamlet hand delivered by Lisa. I know that I should have waited and kept it for a special occasion but I smoked it at the party. It was quite an experience.
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