American Politics from a Danish Point of View

[havanaclub7]

In honor of today's Pennsylvania Primaries:

We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a ***** who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a ***** who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a lovely woman with a lovely chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?

[BlackFriar]

Wow! I was having trouble who to vote for up till now. Glad to see someone has their priorities straight.

[tapewormboy]

» In honor of today's Pennsylvania Primaries:

»

» We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an

» election.

»

» On one side, you have a ***** who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a

» lawyer who is married to a ***** who is a lawyer.

»

» On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a lovely woman with

» a lovely chest who owns a beer distributorship.

»

» Is there a contest here?

»

»

LOL! Makes so much more sense now!:-D

[Lanthor]

» In honor of today's Pennsylvania Primaries:

»

» We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an

» election.

»

» On one side, you have a ***** who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a

» lawyer who is married to a ***** who is a lawyer.

»

» On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a lovely woman with

» a lovely chest who owns a beer distributorship.

»

» Is there a contest here?

»

»

Sums it up nicely in my opinion.

[MangoMike]

Bingo, you've got it...

» In honor of today's Pennsylvania Primaries:

»

» We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an

» election.

»

» On one side, you have a ***** who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a

» lawyer who is married to a ***** who is a lawyer.

»

» On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a lovely woman with

» a lovely chest who owns a beer distributorship.

»

» Is there a contest here?

»

»

[Sabersfriend]

My hat is off to a country which produces some of the finest pipes in the world. And as a veteran I also see the choice as simple. But I avoid public discussions about war and politics, choosing instead a great Cuban cigar. Let me finish by saying that this posting is the funniest damn thing I have read about our election since finding this forum. Tomorrow morning I will pass this superb logic on to fellow workers, with appropriate credit or course. Good show and all that…mate.

~Sabersfriend

[sandholm]

I delete this post... its not worth it... I just quote Einstein instead

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

-Albert Einstein