Ken Gargett Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 A man's cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn. Game keeper shouts ' Dinnae drink thon water min, its fool o' coo's shyte n pish. Man replies 'My good fellow, I'm English .......repeat that in English'. Gamekeeper replies 'I said use both hands - you get more that way' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel39 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 » A man's cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn. » » Game keeper shouts ' Dinnae drink thon water min, its fool o' coo's » shyte n pish. » » Man replies 'My good fellow, I'm English .......repeat that in English'. » » » Gamekeeper replies 'I said use both hands - you get more that way' Shouldn't that have been an Aussie and a Kiwi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackFriar Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Hmmmm.... I once heard a joke that the only two good things to come out of Scotland were Scotch and a road south. :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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