The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk...

[El Presidente]

The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk...

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the

Other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go

Home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I

Get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.

Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,

Get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down

My leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL

Wakes Up,and Yells at me for staying out so late!

"His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I

Screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard

Into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the

Closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass

And say!, "WHO'S A HORNY GIRL, THEN ????!!!", and she acts like she's sound asleep!

Works Every Time!!!

[shrink]

The only safe way I could come home drunk...

[TexaSmoke]

hahaha.... :-D

[AsetOne]

» The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk...

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» Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the

» Other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go

» Home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I

» Get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.

» Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,

» Get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down

» My leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL

» Wakes Up,and Yells at me for staying out so late!

» "His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the

» wrong approach. I

» Screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard

» Into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the

» Closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass

»

» And say!, "WHO'S A HORNY GIRL, THEN ????!!!", and she acts like she's

» sound asleep!

» Works Every Time!!!

There is a correct way to come home drunk???

i was always under the impression that making it home drunk is a big enough achievement, let alone doing it right!

James

[CigarZen]

Classic Rob! :-D :-D :-D

. . . its funny because its TRUE. ;-)

[Guest Warren]

Getting busted would be enough to make me pee down my leg