An indecent proposal

[SmokinAl]

G'day folks,

I got engaged at Christmas. Since then we've decided on a wedding date at the end of August and everything has been chaotic! The Church, the reception, the priest, the photos, the cars. Madness!

Susanna and I were out and about the other day setting up a gift registry at DJ's and I thought to myself, "Wait a moment, I don't need any bloody lampshades". So my question is: Rob, does Cigar-Czar have a wedding registry? I'm in charge of getting the invites printed so what Zana doesn't know, won't hurt her...:-D

Cheers,

Al.

[El Presidente]

» So my question is: Rob, does Cigar-Czar have a wedding

» registry? I'm in charge of getting the invites printed so what Zana

» doesn't know, won't hurt her...:-D

It does now :-D

[Colt45]

» "Wait a moment, I don't need any bloody lampshades".

Of course you do, silly! Along with bed ruffles and a vast array of assorted frilly sundries

that you didn't know you needed. What you won't be needing are your nuts, so while you're

out shopping, pick yourself up a nice jar to put them in.

P.S. Congratulations, and welcome to the club.

[greenpimp]

Look don't go rocking the boat now. You want punch bowls and a lot of 'em. And that's what you're gonna get!

And as far as getting married, congratulations and my condolences.

[BlackFriar]

Wow, what a novel idea!

Finally, the groom might actually get a wedding gift he actively wished for. Congratulations Alain and I can't wait to see what "Registry" Rob puts together for you.

Best Wishes for you and your fiancée,

Chris

[SmokinAl]

Thank you all for the kind wishes guys and Colt45, I can always rely on you for sound and sober advice. I'll keep my eye out for a preservatives jar in case I need 'em again:-(

[El Presidente]

Just a few more pointers from seasoned hounds.

* Announce holiday dates for a 10 day boys trip in 2009. Once that trip is upon you announce the trip for 2010. Hold that week for the rest of your life. Miss one year and its over.

* Plan a 4 day weekend with the boys for once a year. It can be Fraser Island, Singapore, whatever. Just lock it in and follow steps for point one.

*Appear incompetent in looking after the children. Hit one in the head with a boomerang....start a fire in the kitchen.....when left with children overnight by yourself have two empty bottles next to the phone for when the wife calls....then knock them over when saying "Hello".

There are plenty more........;-)

[yossie]

Congrats

[SmokinAl]

» Just a few more pointers from seasoned hounds.

Hey Rob,

I have already told Zana that I'm heading to Cuba with you next year. You don't have to come, just don't answer the phone for a week, that'd be good.

Zana came home a few weeks ago after a girls night dinner thing and asked how the boy was. I said he was fine, had a bit of an accident which I fixed up and put him back to bed. She wen't up to check on him and asked if I could explain what the Karcher was doing in the upstairs bathroom and why he was wearing a curtain as a nappy.

Haven't had to baby sit since.

Sweeeet.

[El Presidente]

» Zana came home a few weeks ago after a girls night dinner thing and asked

» how the boy was. I said he was fine, had a bit of an accident which I

» fixed up and put him back to bed. She wen't up to check on him and asked

» if I could explain what the Karcher was doing in the upstairs bathroom and

» why he was wearing a curtain as a nappy.

»

» Haven't had to baby sit since.

»

» Sweeeet.

Well done Grasshopper ;-)

[Guest Warren]

Rob Mate , where the hell were you when I was getting married all those years ago.

Oh my God all those years. :crying:

If I had killed someone I'd be out by now.

[Fatshotbud]

» Rob Mate , where the hell were you when I was getting married all those

» years ago.

» Oh my God all those years. :crying:

» If I had killed someone I'd be out by now.

Best wishes to you!

[crazypoet]

» G'day folks,

»

» I got engaged at Christmas. Since then we've decided on a wedding date at

» the end of August and everything has been chaotic! The Church, the

» reception, the priest, the photos, the cars. Madness!

You should have asked us first!

I got (re)married last May, and Madness is exactly the correct word. She decided that, since her first wedding was a small private thing in her parents back yard, that this time would be the full monte...

We'll be paying for it for another year, at least. And I didn't get a single cigar out of the deal. She, on the other hand, got a whole new kitchen.

Abandon any thoughts of fairness...

[CIGARHead]

» » G'day folks,

» »

» » I got engaged at Christmas. Since then we've decided on a wedding date

» at

» » the end of August and everything has been chaotic! The Church, the

» » reception, the priest, the photos, the cars. Madness!

»

»

» You should have asked us first!

»

» I got (re)married last May, and Madness is exactly the correct word. She

» decided that, since her first wedding was a small private thing in her

» parents back yard, that this time would be the full monte...

»

» We'll be paying for it for another year, at least. And I didn't get a

» single cigar out of the deal. She, on the other hand, got a whole new

» kitchen.

»

» Abandon any thoughts of fairness...

I learned very early on, that if you don't want to hear about money spent on cigars, every guy must have a "cash stash". ;-)

[Miami101]

I see we like to play with fire! See I got ideas like the one above.....a long time ago....

I create a Paypal account...and sold stuff on Ebay, and connected the account to my bank account: No way to track my transactions...

Right!

So my wife ask me...as I sit in front of my Humi are you going to buy any more Cigars this month.....I said it has been a little over two months....for me, and I need to order soon...

She then tells me "Carlos everytime you order Cigars via Paypal it send me an E-mail.............." :-(

On to the next trick: Anyone want to buy some USB Flash devises!...how about some flat screens...just fell off the truck.....I can work for Cigars! JK

Carlos AKA Miami101

[broozer]

» I see we like to play with fire! See I got ideas like the one above.....a

» long time ago....

»

» I create a Paypal account...and sold stuff on Ebay, and connected the

» account to my bank account: No way to track my transactions...

»

» Right!

»

» So my wife ask me...as I sit in front of my Humi are you going to buy any

» more Cigars this month.....I said it has been a little over two

» months....for me, and I need to order soon...

»

» She then tells me "Carlos everytime you order Cigars via Paypal it send me

» an E-mail.............." :-(

»

» On to the next trick: Anyone want to buy some USB Flash devises!...how

» about some flat screens...just fell off the truck.....I can work for

» Cigars! JK

»

» Carlos AKA Miami101

i did the same thing, except one saturday i happen to be off and at home with the wife...........and a box came in from HK. BUSTED!!! i was in the dog house from then on out til we split up. now i have a full aristocrat and i will never be put on a budget ever again.

bruce

[BlackFriar]

My wife doesn't care for the fact that I smoke, but she has no idea what I spend on cigars. More importantly, she has no idea how much the cigars are worth when they show up on the doorstep.

:-D