in the beginning....

[Ken Gargett]

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy

> matches, going to the beach and BBQ's

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> He created NIGHTS for prawning,sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it

> was good.

> On theSecond Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming ,BBQ's on

> the beach,and God saw that it was good.

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> On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants to

> provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it

> was good.

> On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops,

> sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good

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On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the

> beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God

> saw that it was good.

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> On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone

> to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie

> with So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes,and

> God saw that it was good.

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> On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires,

> heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all

> the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns

> and God Saw that it was good ... ...

> Well ... Almost good.

> He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.

> So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, to bear children, to

> wash, To cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was

> not just good. It was better than that, it was

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> Bloody Awesome!

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> IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!!!

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