Thomas Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Why I fired my Secretary. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone " Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs tobreakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low a nd somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She c hose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to theoffice, Do We ?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind ?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 :rotfl: :rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigger Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackFriar Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Oh that's a good one :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIGARHead Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 and you know we can all relate. damn funny joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexaSmoke Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 hahaha...That is pretty good. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudius Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Wow, never heard that one before... ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Now thats funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Warren Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 So how did the cake taste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gostgost Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Holy Cr&p:surprised: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoryOllis Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Good one! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winelover Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
56Tweed Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Thats funny! :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gostgost Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Hey one question.... Waws she good looking at least????????:-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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