Colt45 Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 Because all they ever said was BACH, BACH, BACH......
CIGARHead Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 » Because all they ever said was BACH, BACH, BACH...... Lisa...that you?
Colt45 Posted January 4, 2008 Author Posted January 4, 2008 » Lisa...that you? Hey, don't get so egg-cited. I know I shouldn't be so fowl, and should stop clucking around.......
Guest Warren Posted January 5, 2008 Posted January 5, 2008 » Because all they ever said was BACH, BACH, BACH...... :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-|
Colt45 Posted January 5, 2008 Author Posted January 5, 2008 » » Because all they ever said was BACH, BACH, BACH...... » » :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| Warren, no need to flip your ludwig.........
Mel39 Posted January 5, 2008 Posted January 5, 2008 Why are there no aspirins in the forest? Because the parrots eat 'em all.
Colt45 Posted January 5, 2008 Author Posted January 5, 2008 » Why are there no aspirins in the forest? » Because the parrots eat 'em all. Are these parrots congo, amazon, or norwegian blue?
effinwill Posted January 6, 2008 Posted January 6, 2008 » Because all they ever said was BACH, BACH, BACH...... Been watching Baby Mozart?
El Presidente Posted January 6, 2008 Posted January 6, 2008 Things have really deteriorated during the break.....and that's saying something
Trevor2118 Posted January 6, 2008 Posted January 6, 2008 » » Why are there no aspirins in the forest? » » Because the parrots eat 'em all. » » Are these parrots congo, amazon, or norwegian blue? Sounds like we may have a parrot man among us.....???
Colt45 Posted January 6, 2008 Author Posted January 6, 2008 » » » Why are there no aspirins in the forest? » » » Because the parrots eat 'em all. » » » » Are these parrots congo, amazon, or norwegian blue? » » » Sounds like we may have a parrot man among us.....??? I do like birds, but have never had a parrot. I'd love a norwegian blue, but have heard that they pine for the fjords.
Colt45 Posted January 8, 2008 Author Posted January 8, 2008 » » I do like birds, but have never had a parrot. I'd love a norwegian » blue, » » but have heard that they pine for the fjords. » » I was pining for a fjord so I bought one . And it's blue too.........or is it teal.......is it Warren, is it teal?.............:-D
Guest Warren Posted January 8, 2008 Posted January 8, 2008 » » » I do like birds, but have never had a parrot. I'd love a norwegian » » blue, » » » but have heard that they pine for the fjords. » » » » I was pining for a fjord so I bought one . » » And it's blue too.........or is it teal.......is it Warren, is it » teal?.............:-D It's a funny color Colt. Ford call it Breeze, sometimes it looks blue and sometimes it kind of looks green. If you like we can call it teal. ;-)
effinwill Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 that is cool. we don't have those here. too bad Ford hasn't utilized that multi-displacement system some others have to improve highway mileage. My wife's Chrysler gets 23 mpg (round trip to Vegas at 80-90 mph ). I can live with that.
skid11 Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 » Because all they ever said was BACH, BACH, BACH...... Hey Colt you 'ol dog :-D Why did Mozart & the chicken cross the road? DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems. OPRAH : Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. GEORGE W. BUSH : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL : Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road... ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. JOHN KERRY : Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it in the future unless I change my mind. NANCY GRACE : That chicken crossed the road because he' s GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN : To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART : No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain. Alone. JERRY FALWELL : Because the chicken was ***! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is ***. And if you eat that chicken, you will become *** too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white-washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that. GRANDPA : In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS : Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON : Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. ARISTOTLE : It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BILL GATES : I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN : Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken? AL GORE : I invented the chicken! COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one? **** CHENEY : Where's my gun? AL SHARPTON : Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
Guest Warren Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 So was it a slow day at the office Dave? :-D
Colt45 Posted January 10, 2008 Author Posted January 10, 2008 » Why did Mozart & the chicken cross the road? :lol2: good to "see" you Skid!
Guest Warren Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 » » » » Why are there no aspirins in the forest? » » » » Because the parrots eat 'em all. » » » » » » Are these parrots congo, amazon, or norwegian blue? » » » » » » Sounds like we may have a parrot man among us.....??? » » I do like birds, but have never had a parrot. I'd love a norwegian blue, » but have heard that they pine for the fjords. I was pining for a fjord so I bought one .
Guest Warren Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 » » what the heck is that suppossed to be?..a mustang truck?:-P I suppose it's about as close as you could get to a Mustang truck :-D It's what we call a Ute , short for utility. What you might call a pick up. It's a Ford Falcon XR 8 with a Boss 260 V8 . I use it as my work vehicle , load it up with tools and go around servicing machinery in the steel industry. I figured that if I had to drive around all day I might as well have fun. My Brother thinks 'm going through a mid life crises.:-D About the only crises I have is when I get home and my wife sees what I'm spending on fuel . I thought if I had to have a carbon foot print it might as well be a bloody big one. I just love this big black chunk of metal , it drinks more than my wife and I couldn't tell you which one I love more.
tacmedic Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 » » » » » Why are there no aspirins in the forest? » » » » » Because the parrots eat 'em all. » » » » » » » » Are these parrots congo, amazon, or norwegian blue? » » » » » » » » » Sounds like we may have a parrot man among us.....??? » » » » I do like birds, but have never had a parrot. I'd love a norwegian » blue, » » but have heard that they pine for the fjords. » » I was pining for a fjord so I bought one . » » what the heck is that suppossed to be?..a mustang truck?:-P
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