The shortest fairy tale

[dysfunctional]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, smoked lots of cigars and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

Sorry but just got bored at work....also suffering from a major hang over after my friends stag party last night

[El Presidente]

To many here that is a biography

[Elric]

» Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

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» The girl said, "NO!"

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» And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, smoked

» lots of cigars and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he

» wanted.

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» Sorry but just got bored at work....also suffering from a major hang over

» after my friends stag party last night

That man is my hero!!

[strayvector]

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» And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, smoked

» lots of cigars and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he

» wanted.

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I'm married and other than the fishing, hunting, golf, and beer, it sounds like my life. Not sure if the wife is happy with the farts though.

[wasch_24]

That's kinda funny. :-D

[Spud2]

First Reality TV, now Reality BB! :-)

[TR]

» Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

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» The girl said, "NO!"

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» And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, smoked

» lots of cigars and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he

» wanted.

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» Sorry but just got bored at work....also suffering from a major hang over

» after my friends stag party last night

snif, snif...that story made me cry, it was such a happy ending....:-D

[dysfunctional]

» » Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

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» » The girl said, "NO!"

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» » And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, smoked

» » lots of cigars and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever

» he

» » wanted.

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» » Sorry but just got bored at work....also suffering from a major hang

» over

» » after my friends stag party last night

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» snif, snif...that story made me cry, it was such a happy ending....:-D

I know how you feel....I have the same reaction

[shrink]

An even shorter fairy tale:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

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» The guy said, "Sure, if you sign a pre-nup, and keep all finances and property separate!"

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[jay8354]

My wife said, "Yes"

Now I am able to go fishing, smoke Cigars, Drink and Fart.

But then She gets to do what she likes as well.

Of course, only can indulge as long as i earn enough $$$.

Oh well, Life is not perfect....

[Mel]

Now I've got a good wife but it ain't quite the garden of eden. I bought her a Cadilac and she has vowed not to mention anything about the cigars. Some came in the mail the other day and it was bliss when I reminded her of the vow of silence. She did ask about what they cost and I kept her to the promise. Oh Victory!

What is the difference between a wife and a prostitute?

A wife is more expensive but has only one customer.:-)

[strayvector]

» What is the difference between a wife and a prostitute?

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You pay a prostitute to leave and the wife to stay.

[GoatLocker]

It's easier if you just don't tell her how much they cost..... Theres a reason I took over paying the bills, wife never sees the CC bill :-D

[cf2112]

Mine bought me 1st and every other humidor since. She won't buy me cigars but I don't have to buy her shoes either.:-D It's all about compromise;-)

[CIGARHead]

» It's easier if you just don't tell her how much they cost..... Theres a

» reason I took over paying the bills, wife never sees the CC bill :-D

I'm looking into an offshore personal account.

[dysfunctional]

» » What is the difference between a wife and a prostitute?

» »

» You pay a prostitute to leave and the wife to stay.

LOL

[dysfunctional]

» Mine bought me 1st and every other humidor since. She won't buy me cigars

» but I don't have to buy her shoes either.:-D It's all about compromise;-)

Wife bought me my first and only humidor...now I have a locker at the local shop so she dont know how many smokes I have

I dont buy her anything really....just pay the house bills so we are both happy

You look like you have a good relation.....:-D

[dysfunctional]

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» I'm looking into an offshore personal account.

Can be arranged......;-)

[El Presidente]

Since this is the most politically incorrect thread on the forum .....

Why do all brides dress in White?

........So that they match all the other appliances. :cool:

***the joke may or may not represent the thoughts of the Czar team. I for one know that Lisa will not find it amusing so there is no need to brown nose and point out this thread to her.***

[jay8354]

» Why do all brides dress in White?

» ........So that they match all the other appliances. :cool:

Now for Asians, white is associated with Death and Funerals.

Ah, wasn't there a saying about Wedding Anniversaries reminding Guys about the loss of freedom....;-)

>sigh< My 1st is coming up... better get an offering to the applease the deity :-P

[strayvector]

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» >sigh< My 1st is coming up... better get an offering to the applease the

» deity :-P

Don't worry, you'll forget by your 20th.

[TR]

LMAO this thread rocks....

[jay8354]

» »

» » >sigh< My 1st is coming up... better get an offering to the applease

» the

» » deity :-P

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» Don't worry, you'll forget by your 20th.

Like Rob forgetting his Wife's 40th? :-D

[skid11]

Washing

Ironing

Food

Entertainment

:love: :love:

[jay8354]

» Washing

» Ironing

» Food

» Entertainment

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» :love: :love:

???

I think you got this mixed-up with the most expensive hobby post. :-P