dysfunctional Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, smoked lots of cigars and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. Sorry but just got bored at work....also suffering from a major hang over after my friends stag party last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 To many here that is a biography Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 » Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" » » » The girl said, "NO!" » » » And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, smoked » lots of cigars and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he » wanted. » » Sorry but just got bored at work....also suffering from a major hang over » after my friends stag party last night That man is my hero!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strayvector Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 » » And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, smoked » lots of cigars and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he » wanted. » I'm married and other than the fishing, hunting, golf, and beer, it sounds like my life. Not sure if the wife is happy with the farts though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasch_24 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 That's kinda funny. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud2 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 First Reality TV, now Reality BB! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 » Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" » » » The girl said, "NO!" » » » And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, smoked » lots of cigars and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he » wanted. » » Sorry but just got bored at work....also suffering from a major hang over » after my friends stag party last night snif, snif...that story made me cry, it was such a happy ending....:-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dysfunctional Posted October 3, 2005 Author Share Posted October 3, 2005 » » Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" » » » » » » The girl said, "NO!" » » » » » » And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, smoked » » lots of cigars and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever » he » » wanted. » » » » Sorry but just got bored at work....also suffering from a major hang » over » » after my friends stag party last night » » » snif, snif...that story made me cry, it was such a happy ending....:-D I know how you feel....I have the same reaction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 An even shorter fairy tale: Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" » » The guy said, "Sure, if you sign a pre-nup, and keep all finances and property separate!" » Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jay8354 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 My wife said, "Yes" Now I am able to go fishing, smoke Cigars, Drink and Fart. But then She gets to do what she likes as well. Of course, only can indulge as long as i earn enough $$$. Oh well, Life is not perfect.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Now I've got a good wife but it ain't quite the garden of eden. I bought her a Cadilac and she has vowed not to mention anything about the cigars. Some came in the mail the other day and it was bliss when I reminded her of the vow of silence. She did ask about what they cost and I kept her to the promise. Oh Victory! What is the difference between a wife and a prostitute? A wife is more expensive but has only one customer.:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strayvector Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 » What is the difference between a wife and a prostitute? » You pay a prostitute to leave and the wife to stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoatLocker Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 It's easier if you just don't tell her how much they cost..... Theres a reason I took over paying the bills, wife never sees the CC bill :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cf2112 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Mine bought me 1st and every other humidor since. She won't buy me cigars but I don't have to buy her shoes either.:-D It's all about compromise;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIGARHead Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 » It's easier if you just don't tell her how much they cost..... Theres a » reason I took over paying the bills, wife never sees the CC bill :-D I'm looking into an offshore personal account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dysfunctional Posted October 5, 2005 Author Share Posted October 5, 2005 » » What is the difference between a wife and a prostitute? » » » You pay a prostitute to leave and the wife to stay. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dysfunctional Posted October 5, 2005 Author Share Posted October 5, 2005 » Mine bought me 1st and every other humidor since. She won't buy me cigars » but I don't have to buy her shoes either.:-D It's all about compromise;-) Wife bought me my first and only humidor...now I have a locker at the local shop so she dont know how many smokes I have I dont buy her anything really....just pay the house bills so we are both happy You look like you have a good relation.....:-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dysfunctional Posted October 5, 2005 Author Share Posted October 5, 2005 » » I'm looking into an offshore personal account. Can be arranged......;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Since this is the most politically incorrect thread on the forum ..... Why do all brides dress in White? ........So that they match all the other appliances. :cool: ***the joke may or may not represent the thoughts of the Czar team. I for one know that Lisa will not find it amusing so there is no need to brown nose and point out this thread to her.*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jay8354 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 » Why do all brides dress in White? » ........So that they match all the other appliances. :cool: Now for Asians, white is associated with Death and Funerals. Ah, wasn't there a saying about Wedding Anniversaries reminding Guys about the loss of freedom....;-) >sigh< My 1st is coming up... better get an offering to the applease the deity :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strayvector Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 » » >sigh< My 1st is coming up... better get an offering to the applease the » deity :-P Don't worry, you'll forget by your 20th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 LMAO this thread rocks.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jay8354 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 » » » » >sigh< My 1st is coming up... better get an offering to the applease » the » » deity :-P » » Don't worry, you'll forget by your 20th. Like Rob forgetting his Wife's 40th? :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skid11 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Washing Ironing Food Entertainment :love: :love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jay8354 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 » Washing » Ironing » Food » Entertainment » » :love: :love: ??? I think you got this mixed-up with the most expensive hobby post. :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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