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2008 FOH Headlines!

Make your own predictions for 2008 FOH headlines ;-)

Ken finds a girlfriend!

Ken loses his girlfriend amongst boxes!

Smithy comes out of the closet!

Shrink in Malpractice Suit!

Jimmy2 in Soprano Spinoff!

Lisa shoots El Presidente!

El Presidente in Divorce scandal!

Smithy and Ken photographed leaving bathouse!

Kens first solo cast!

Possum tells all!

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» 2008 FOH Headlines!

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» Make your own predictions for 2008 FOH headlines ;-)

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» Ken finds a girlfriend!

If by girlfriend you include inflatable latex playmate - possible.

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» Ken loses his girlfriend amongst boxes!

See above.

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» Smithy comes out of the closet!

Uh, I think certain conclusions have already been reached.

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» Shrink in Malpractice Suit!

I'd say birthday suit.

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» Jimmy2 in Soprano Spinoff!

I plead the 5th, as I don't look good in cement shoes.

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» Lisa shoots El Presidente!

If you guys could have guns, I'd say yes.

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» El Presidente in Divorce scandal!

You mean you're still married?

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» Smithy and Ken photographed leaving bathouse!

Haven't they been seen leaving, entering, and all in between?

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» Kens first solo cast!

Now that's funny!

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» Possum tells all!

If only they could talk....

My Prediction: Minismithy makes power play for the throne

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» Ken finds a girlfriend!

you'd be the first to know (fat chance).

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» Smithy comes out of the closet!

i thought he had?

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» El Presidente in Divorce scandal!

precisely what would the scandal, other than it has taken so long.

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» Kens first solo cast!

you remain an idiot. i look forward to a photo of you with a fish or someone actually witnessing that event (on par with witnessing the second coming) and that is not someone who is the only other person in the room to speak spanish and whom you have previously briefed.

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» Possum tells all!

it met you and moved out.

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» » Ken finds a girlfriend!

» If by girlfriend you include inflatable latex playmate - possible.

I heard that in a moment of passion he bit her on the boob and she flew out the window.

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Habanos SA to release Sancho Panza Schlongitos Commemorative Limited Regional Reserve Antique Humidor, containing 50 Schlongitos.

Only 40,000 humidors to be produced (in 2008). Habanos representatives note retail pricing expected at only 5000 <insert currency type here>

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Courier Mail, 10 Jan 2008

BOWEN HILLS TREEHOUSE RAIDED

Agents from the State Police Special Forces, Federal Police, Dept of Immigration, Tax Office, RSPCA, Customs, Reserve Bank, Dept of Primary Industries, Dept Liquor & Licencing & representatives of the Australian Hairdressers Association yesterday staged one of the largest raids on an inner city adult cubby house in recent years.

A number of well known identities were last night assisting police with their enquiries, including one of the Courier Mail’s own publishing staff, better known for his extensive range of wine-genre quotations. Several other high profile Brisbane businessmen, notable for the range of exotic tricycles and pedal cars remaining outside the establishment, remain at large following a chase through several residential backyards during the early evening. They are now believed to be under siege by police at restaurants scattered around the CBD.

The leader of the suburban gang, a self styled “El Presidente”, is currently also at large and the subject of an international manhunt following the discovery of numerous passports in his name within the clubhouse. His real name as yet unknown by authorities, El Presidente is also wanted by the Australian Hairdressers Association for the outrageous display of bad taste in his hair style, often upstaging the man himself at events hosted by the treehouse club “Friends of Habanos” – a club which has indeed spread serepticeously across the globe to the likes of “Fight Club”.

Contents of the house, currently being documented by police, include hundreds of photographic self portraits of El Presidente, thousands of Cuban cigars in various states of decay and plugginess, millions of dollars in cash lying around, and most surpisingly – a hidden room filled with bondage equipment and small animals. This was apparently where the Mail’s “Wine Editor At Large” was found.

A source close to the gang, currently vacationing in North America, was not surprised to hear of the raid, quoting “Ha! I’ll get them all!!!”

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