Female Compassion.......

[El Presidente]

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach under a palm tree.

He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The brunnette said, "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The redhead said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The blond came to him and said, "Have you ever been f **ked?"

The fellow said, "No."

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She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."

[shrink]

You're in a strange mood, today, Rob.

[Claudius]

How cruel, LOL!

[cvm4]

Hahah, that's so wrong but so funny :-D

[Ken Gargett]

» You're in a strange mood, today, Rob.

allegedly too busy for a long lunch.

[tacmedic]

let me guess...his name was Bob:-P :-D