mef Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 Q. What's the difference between the All Blacks and an arsonist? A. An arsonist wouldn't have wasted 5 matches................. Q. What's the difference between the All blacks and a teabag? A. the teabag stays in the cup longer. Q: What's the difference between the All Blacks and an albatross? A: An albatross uses its two decent wings Q. Wot has 140 legs, 140 eyes, is worth approx 10 million US, and flies at 35,000 feet? A. The A B s and Aussie rugby teams on their way home from the world cup!!!!!! Q. The new all black bra? A. All the support you could ask for but no cup! Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player? A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway. Q. What do you have when the All Blacks are buried up to their necks in sand? A. Not enough sand. Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead All Black player on the road? A. There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q. Why are the NZ Rugby team called the All Black 's ? A. It 's a preparation for the 4 yearly mourning cycle Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps? They had pictures of the All Blacks players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer New Zealand Rugby players. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable." A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total write-off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend "What's happened to your car ?" "Well," the friend responds, "I ran over Richie McCaw". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt ?" "Well, he tried to escape through the park."
El Presidente Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 Stop it...I am starting to feel sorry for them
Ken Gargett Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 » Stop it...I am starting to feel sorry for them truly impossible. i would wear my wallaby jersey next month when fishing there, if only i didn't think it might impact a little on the enthusiasm the guide might have for finding fish.
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