Join the Austrailian Navy and....

[Curt]

Get bigger ****.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6997316.stm

Australia's opposition Labor Party has questioned the need for female sailors to be given breast enlargements paid for with public money.

An armed forces spokesman defended the operations, saying they were carried out for psychological reasons, not to make sailors "look sexy".

Brigadier Andrew Nikolic said the "holistic needs" of service personnel were considered under defence policy.

But he said breast augmentations were not routinely funded by the military.

"We do consider the broader needs of our people, both physical and psychological," Brig Nikolic said.

"But that is a long way from saying that if someone doesn't like their appearance, Defence will fund things like breast augmentation as a matter of routine - that is just not correct."

He was speaking after one plastic surgeon said he had carried out breast enlargements on two sailors, aged 25 and 32, for A$10,000 (£4,200) each.

Brig Nikolic said such operations were only recommended after a medical evaluation.

But the opposition Labor Party said it wanted details on the cases.

"On the face of it, taxpayer-funded breast enhancement is a questionable practice," said Labor defence spokesman Joel Fitzgibbon.

"I have to say [it] smacks of a government out of touch."

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"We do consider the broader needs of our people, both physical and

psychological," Brig Nikolic said.

Now that's a government I can sympathize with. With respect to women, my broader needs have always been physical as well as psychological.

"I have to say [it] smacks of a government out of touch."

That doesn't make any sense. Following breast enlargement, I would be much more likely to be in touch. Frequently in touch, in fact.

[El Presidente]

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Give them a break. It is a fact that in the Navy you can never have enough inflation devices.

When the good ship Bertha is going down....I know what I would be holding onto ;-)

[Guest Warren]

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» Give them a break. It is a fact that in the Navy you can never have enough

» inflation devices.

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» When the good ship Bertha is going down....I know what I would be holding

» onto ;-)

Rob I bet that if you took the good ship Bertha back to where you bought her and told the salesman that it keeps going down on you he would offer you a lot of money just to get it back.;-)

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We need photos here in order to determine which way our support goes.

[trumpetchris]

They're not implants, they're personal flotation devices.