BECOMING A MAN - TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE

[Trevor2118]

A follow-up on Lisa's nine words:-D

BECOMING A MAN - TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE

That’s right, in just six semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree. (Male Arts)

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

First Semester:

MEN 101:.......Combating Stupidity

MEN 102:.......You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103:.......PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104:.......We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas

Second Semester:

MEN 110:.......Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111:.......Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am

MEN 112:.......Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception

EAT 100:........Get a Life, Learn to Cook I

EAT 101:........Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001A:...What’s Hers is Hers

Third Semester:

MEN 120:........How NOT to Act like an arse when you’re Wrong

MEN 121:........Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122:........YOU, The Weaker Sex

MEN 123:........Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001C:... What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

First Semester:

SEX 101:........You CAN Fall Asleep without It

SEX 102:........Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103:........How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201:........How To Put the Toilet Seat Down

Elective ........See Electives Below

Second Semester:

MEN 210:........The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211:........How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212:........You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver

MEN 213:........Honest, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt

MEN 230A:......Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important I

Third Semester:

MEN 220:........Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221:........Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary

MEN 222:........Real Men Ask For Directions

MEN 223:........Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B:......Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II

Course Electives:

EAT 102:.........Cooking with Tofu

EAT 103:.........Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103:.........Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231:........Mothers-In-Law

MEN 232:........Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233:........Just Say “Yes, Dear”

ECON 001C:....Cheaper to Keep Her

I gather Robs needs a refresher course on MEN 230A & B...

[Guest Warren]

This looks like a very interesting course Trevor, it would probably be a life saver.

I will have to see if I can get my Wife's permission to enroll.

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No , no sorry I can't . I know the answer will just be " We can't afford it " to all of the above.:-(

[smokum]

Damn... no wonder Aussie woman complain about not getting laid...If I had to go thru all that crap I would become a monk.

[Guest Warren]

» Damn... no wonder Aussie woman complain about not getting laid...If I had

» to go thru all that crap I would become a monk.

I hate to tell you this mate but I'm married to an American.

She's from Columbia Missouri.

[Trevor2118]

» » Damn... no wonder Aussie woman complain about not getting laid...If I

» had

» » to go thru all that crap I would become a monk.

» I hate to tell you this mate but I'm married to an American.

» She's from Columbia Missouri.

and I'm married to a German (from Munich).......did not want to do a second university course..;-)

[smokum]

» She's from Columbia Missouri.

So are you saying she is not complaining about not getting laid since she is an American woman ? I married an American woman...from Chicago and unfortunately the shoe is on the other foor here in the states !!! I may have to find me one of those Aussies in dire need !!!:-D

[El Presidente]

It was not long ago that Dean Merlo and I were taking about writing a book about real blokes....blokes who married and yet kings of their domain....about blokes who get the balance right

Women...in depth analysis of their mind.(P1-P2)

Wing man Techniques. Seperating the brumbies from the thoroughbred.

"The Pelligrino Pullaway technique". The greatest pick up secret in the world.

Handling the prospective inlaws. Make her the bad guy.

Setting the ground rules early. The formative years.

How to handle a 10 year relationship without getting engaged.

Hunter and gatherer 101

The Witches Cauldron......handling her friends.

There is plenty more. Unfortunately our wives canned the idea :wink:

[zuma]

» Women...in depth analysis of their mind.(P1-P2)

The development of a Great Unification Theory on a rigorous mathematical basis through a Superstring theory framework is a trivial problem when compared to the efforts required to achieve the understanding necessary to write up the definite chapter on the female mind... but if you were to succeed, I am sure that a Nobel prize and untold glory for centuries (the like of Socrates, Plato and Aristoteles) would be yours...