Nine words women use.

[First Lady]

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right

and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five

minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes

to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and

you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in

fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and

wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about

nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can

make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say

you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is

now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'

For the woman's response refer to #3.

I so love this...... I am sure Rob can relate to Number 5 :-D

[El Presidente]

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» I so love this...... I am sure Rob can relate to Number 5 :-D

Also numbers 1, 3 and 9.

Number 10: "Your so cute" = You are an idiot.

Number 11: "Its only 11:30" = You are an alcoholic

Number 12: TAP.TAP.TAP on the keyboard + loud Sigh = Get the F##K back upstairs and leave me alone.

[Colt45]

I'm not the least bit amused......

[Guest Warren]

Thanks Lisa.

Thanks for bringing back so many bad memories.

I think I'm going to have some old familiar nightmares tonight.:crying:

Oh damn now I'm having palpitations.

What's that number 911 or 000

Tight in chest

Can't breathe

Dizzy

[nugget]

Plenty of love floating around the Czar house:love:

[greenpimp]

You forgot one of my favorites---"SURE."

"SURE" should mean "yes," but actually means, "If that's the only option, then I guess I have no choice and will do that repugnant thing, even though you should know by now I hate it you dipshit."

[genevapics]

13.) Purr = When you've managed to satiate her in bed... :wink:

[El Presidente]

» 13.) Purr = When you've managed to satiate her in bed... :wink:

Crikey!!.....are you talking about the cat?

[Ginseng]

» Nine words women use...

:-D

Good stuff.

I've been on the receiving end of quite a few of those.

Wilkey

[tigger]

» I've been on the receiving end of quite a few of those.

Funny, I have too.

Thanks for the laughs Lisa!

[Mel]

My response---- Gone fishin!

[jwm8592]

How about 14) Its your choice (honey),

That's bullshit, real meaning its my choice I'm just letting you think you have a choice in this matter, and if you decide to #4 (Go Ahead) then you might as well sleep in the spare bed tonight (i.e. a week), oh thats right you had to sell our 4 bedroom house and now we have no spare room, I guess that means your on the couch (honey)!!

[yossie]

In every nation, Men are men, Women are women as my country..

:crying:

Lisa , I lost my dream...