Relationship Bloopers.........

[Fuzz]

» Disclaimer - Under no circumstances do I love my wife any less . Some of

» the above points are highly exaggerated for amusement (thank god she does

» not logon to FOH). If by any chance that I am in the doghouse, I will know

» that my best mate dob me in and there will be hell to pay. Yes I am talking

» about you Fuzz.

Now I know what you were talking about when I dropped by today. Don't worry, I won't be dobbing you in. I prefer blackmail! This information is too good to waste on just any occasion. I think I'll keep this hanging over your head for a few years...

[DocRKS]

The 1st thing you need to say to your wife each morning is,

"I'm Sorry..."

You know there will be something that day you will mess up and your wife will expect an apology - but with this approach - you have already gotten it out of the way !!

Have a great day... I mean...'I'm sorry..." ;-)

[Cam]

Never tell your girlfriend (or wife) you should come to the gym with me... or anything else along the fitness lines...

not as good as the others.. but i got a smack over the head for it

[El Presidente]

NEVER buy clothes as a gift.

A confused look immediately comes over them followed by a half hearted thankyou which means:

.....so you don't think I can dress myself

[Cam]

» NEVER buy clothes as a gift.

»

» A confused look immediately comes over them followed by a half hearted

» thankyou which means:

»

» .....so you don't think I can dress myself

thats a good one its dangerous business

[Fuzz]

All this talk about relationships reminds me of this little ditty...

"Well I got home, the door was locked and I tried to ring the bell.

I found a little bitty note that she had wrote, telling me to go to hell.

I crawled in the window, I got inside, she kicked me in the balls and then I cried.

Called me a name, said I lied, kicked me again and I thought I'd die.

Took my clothes, set 'em on fire, and hit me with her curling iron.

I tried to block it with my watch, and then she kicked me in the crotch again.

Yeah, the day's the day my wife met my girlfriend.

Well I tried to tell her but she didn't care, things weren't what they seemed.

She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water and my nads would soon be steamed.

I tried to run, screamed for help, she hit me in the nerts with her rhinestone belt.

It was like nothing that I ever felt, I thank God I wasn't wearing a kilt.

She grabbed the bat from beneath the bed, she swung it once then she missed my head.

She ran back, she swung it again, then she hit me in the twins again.

Yeah, the day's the day my wife met my girlfriend.

Yeah the day's the awful day, and my boys won't be the same.

Yeah, the day's the day my wife met my girlfriend."

[chef2275]

Though i have not past the seven year mark with my wife, this is a stupid one that i did and wasn't thinking. Suggest that it should never be done.

"that girl is really, really beautiful",(the double really) Yeah she looks like...(insert ex lovers name, the one she knows, that one you were really serious about.) My wife still remembers, it happened two years ago. I guess my other advice is that they remember everthing, so be careful what you do, say and sometimes think.

chef