The Hormone Guide


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The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this and men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.

ULTRA SAFE : Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

ULTRA SAFE : Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE : Here, have some wine

I now hope you all understand :-D

Lisa

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Hi Lisa,

this sounds an awful lot like my life. My wife was been takin some extra hormones, since we are forced to try a baby with the help of modern medicine.

and the mood swings are like:

:lol::angry: :crying: :lol3::surprised::lookaround: 24/7

... and you guys think that the normal monthly hormone attacks are hard to handle :no:

wine... bah! ...wine does not do a thing... next time i will try some booze or something...

welcome to try my shoes for a while.

miker

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» » » but wine is booze :D

» »

» » i ment hard liqueour as in Finlandia Vodka or such

»

» Betcha tranquilliser darts would do the trick!

i would not count on it, but i might try that one...

thanks

miker

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» i think ethernet wants something,

» nice lisa :D

hehe you'd be absolutely right! ..and that wold be... "Cigars" :-P

-Ether

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What about mens hormones?? I'll try to understand her if she will understand that my single hormone says, I'm ready for it now and again latter.:-D

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» What about mens hormones?? I'll try to understand her if she will

» understand that my single hormone says, I'm ready for it now and again

» latter.:-D

good point, why "wantin it all the time" -hormone isn't as acceptable as "i am ugly, fat, whatta ya lookin at" -hormone. :-P

that's the question...

miker

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»why "wantin it all the time" -hormone isn't as acceptable as

» "i am ugly, fat, whatta ya lookin at" -hormone. :-P

»

» that's the question...

»

» miker

Hey... applying both safest + ultra safe methodologies above, whether the situation calls it or not, you can get anything anytime :yes: (it works also when you need approval for more cigars - that is, if she ever needs 2 know ;-) )

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» »why "wantin it all the time" -hormone isn't as acceptable as

» » "i am ugly, fat, whatta ya lookin at" -hormone. :-P

» »

» » that's the question...

» »

» » miker

»

» Hey... applying both safest + ultra safe methodologies above, whether the

» situation calls it or not, you can get anything anytime :yes: (it works

» also when you need approval for more cigars - that is, if she ever needs 2

» know ;-) )

hush... keep it down. the mrs might hear you...:lookaround:

miker

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» » i think ethernet wants something,

» » nice lisa :D

»

» hehe you'd be absolutely right! ..and that wold be... "Cigars" :-P

»

» -Ether

i hope its cigars

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» » Speaking of that: Do you guys know why the bride allways wears white?

»

» So the dishwasher matches the color of the washing machine!

Tom, are you married? If so, I Triple-Dog-Dare you to show her this thread....:-D

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My problem with Lisa's theory is...my wife doesn't drink wine! EVER!

On our first date I had wine and cheese laid out and she turns to me and says "I don't drink and I don't eat cheese" I was like "well alrighty then". The good thing is she doesn't drink my stuff...the flip side is she doesn't get drunk...EVER!

Oh well...life goes on and I work A LOT. Cheers.

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» Tom, are you married? If so, I Triple-Dog-Dare you to show

» her this thread....:-D

I'm married for over ten years now. Knowing me a bit you can imagine that my partner needs to have a lot of humor in lots of ways! :-D She already knows the jokes...

Just as well as she knows why she has such small hands...

So she can easily clean the small corners.

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