Black Plague Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Three men are sitting in the local bar one night, drowning their sorrows in beer. One says to the others... "Man, I think my wife is cheating on me with our plumber!" "Why would you think something like that, Bill?" "We've had this plumber over working on the bathroom and today I found his toolbelt under our bed! He's working on the downstairs bathroom, so there's no reason he'd be up there. Man, I swear, my wife's screwing around with the plumber." "I know what you mean, Bill. I think my wife is cheating on me with the mailman. I always noticed how they flirt with each other when he drops the mail off. Then I came home early the other day, my wife's acting all wierd, the backdoor's wide open, and later I found a blue Post Office worker's shirt under the bed! I can't believe it, but she must be cheating on me with the mailman." "You guys are lucky." "How's that, Bob?" "You don't even wanna know what's going on with my wife..." "What, Bob?" "No...you don't wanna hear it..." "Oh c'mon, Bob! We're your buddies. You can tell us anything!" "Alright...well...I think my wife is f*cking a horse!" "What!? Why the hell do you think that?" "Because I came home yesterday and I found a cowboy under my bed!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genevapics Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Okay... I'll give you a . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Come on, Dan... admit it. You were that cowboy, weren't you? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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