MrsSuperModel Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 It has been brought to my attention that a certain rumswilling cigar smoking bounder has been impuning my character. Can I confirm that I do not hang around street corners selling my wares (5* hotels more my style) and would not give him the money anyway!! As punishment I have confiscated his rum collection and locked him in the cellar. To also make up for his sins I am auctioning his cigar collection. Offers starting at 1AUS $. If ken wants em I'll plug em 1st.... Or can you suggest a more suitable punishment. Mrs RumRogue AKA MrsSuperModel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 I'll take the whole lot at 1$ each. Screw that old fart. Send a picture of your self also maybe we can do some more bussiness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Mrs Rummy. On the surface it looks like you are discretely shilling yourself to the members of the board. Highly illegal....but I like your style For god sake's woman, don't send Ken any non plugged cigars. If he get's a whif of what a great cigar is....I'm ruined!!!!! My recommendation is selling his motorbile to me. It gets him where it hurts and I need another vehicle which can carry Angela and the three kids. Finally...stay away from Mel. You have just got rid of one idiot...no need to make the same mistake again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 dear mrs supermodel, your husband is always the model of decorum. at the moment, his only fault was to back a mob of losers called the pommy cricket team. i can almost taste those slr dc's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 "Model of Decorum"? King of the Larrikins for sure. Mrs. I'm send you a sympathy card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumrogue Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsSuperModel Posted November 15, 2008 Author Share Posted November 15, 2008 » Thank you your lordship for your concern and advice. I will shill no more instead I have donated them to the local nursery school to start the 3 years olds off on the right course. The bike is in the post to you. I would never offer Ken anything unplugged!! Mel sweet and classy offer but I must decline don't think my nursing abilities are quite up to your medical requirements. Rummy get back in your box. XXX:-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Kuck Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 » » » » Thank you your lordship for your concern and advice. I will shill no more » instead I have donated them to the local nursery school to start the 3 » years olds off on the right course. » » The bike is in the post to you. I would never offer Ken anything » unplugged!! » » Mel sweet and classy offer but I must decline don't think my nursing » abilities are quite up to your medical requirements. » » Rummy get back in your box. » » XXX:-D Be sure the nursery school has port to with the gars. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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