A little girls fairytale

[First Lady]

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us as little girls!*

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Once upon a time,*

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in a land far away,*

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a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess*

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happened upon a frog,*

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as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an

unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.*

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady,*

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I was once a handsome prince,*

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until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.*

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One kiss from you, however,*

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and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am*

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and then, my sweet, we can marry*

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and set up housekeeping in your castle*

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with my mother,*

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where you can prepare my meals,*

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clean my clothes, bear my children,*

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and forever*

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feel grateful and happy doing so. "*

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That night,*

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as the princess dined sumptuously*

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on lightly sautéed frog legs*

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seasoned in a white wine*

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and garlic shallot cream sauce,*

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she chuckled and thought to herself:*

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I don't f *** ing think so.*

I just love this :-D

[El Presidente]

Seriously Lise....get back to work anytime

[Havana Joe]

That was quite a twist. :-P

[SuperT]

LMAO!! Great one!

[wasch_24]

LMAO!!!

[smk819]

You are a very sick woman, I like it that way.

[stogies&hoagies]

» LMAO!! Great one!

I like that one, great ending!

[n2advnture]

» Seriously Lise....get back to work anytime

ROFLMAO!!!

[Smokin Bulldog]

Lisa, That just isn't right!;-)

[tandblov]

LMAO!!