Saw this posted elsewhere, but I had to share.

[Homebrew]

Stupid Question:-D

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was

in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I

probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd

lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out

of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that

it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or

two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I

was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now

enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the

hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car

hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

This was posted by a BOTL called MAC(SW). He is currently serving in Iraq.

I don't think he would mind me sharing.

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

[Professor Twain]

Outstanding story.

[naga5]

lmao!

rick

[Girardian]

Classic.

[Wiley]

Oh man, I wish I'd read this before posting it again! I think I must be on the same joke list...

[Cal-Duck]

LMAO! That's a cut and paste to share with friends for sure!

CD