A Blonde in the Casino

[First Lady]

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm

completely nude".

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are

men.

[cf2112]

» An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars

» ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

»

» She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm

» completely nude".

»

» With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

» "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

»

» As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES!

» YES! I WON, I WON!"

»

» She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her

» clothes and quickly departed.

»

» The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

»

» Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

»

» The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

»

» MORAL OF THE STORY -

»

» Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are

» men.

»

Glad you made it back safe, the jokes on the other hand:-D

[PorscheC4S]

Is this really a story about your recent Vegas vacation? Are you that Irish blonde girl? So how much did you take them for? When you rolled, were they all ............."Hey, check THOSE snake eyes!!!" :wink:

[CIGARHead]

Ladies and gents, Lisa will be here indefinatley. Im surprised they didnt offer you full time stand-up in Vegas Lise. :-D

[First Lady]

Everyone is critic :-D Your just jealous LOL

[smk819]

» Everyone is critic :-D Your just jealous LOL

Welcome back Shecky.