First Lady Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." MORAL OF THE STORY - Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cf2112 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 » An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars » ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. » » She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm » completely nude". » » With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, » "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" » » As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! » YES! I WON, I WON!" » » She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her » clothes and quickly departed. » » The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. » » Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" » » The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." » » MORAL OF THE STORY - » » Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are » men. » Glad you made it back safe, the jokes on the other hand:-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorscheC4S Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Is this really a story about your recent Vegas vacation? Are you that Irish blonde girl? So how much did you take them for? When you rolled, were they all ............."Hey, check THOSE snake eyes!!!" :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIGARHead Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Ladies and gents, Lisa will be here indefinatley. Im surprised they didnt offer you full time stand-up in Vegas Lise. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Lady Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 Everyone is critic :-D Your just jealous LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smk819 Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 » Everyone is critic :-D Your just jealous LOL Welcome back Shecky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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