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» French Millitary Rifle

» Never been used

» Only been dropped once.:-D

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» GO ITALY!!

:lol2:

That is the pot calling the kettle black.

France V Italy.

Once either team is losing they will want to change sides.

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» French Millitary Rifle

» Never been used

» Only been dropped once.:-D

»

» GO ITALY!!

1st off - the rifles were dropped TWICE (2 World-Wars !!!)

2nd - In the words of Gen. Geo. S. Patton, "I'd rather be facing a German Division in front of me than be counting on a French Division guarding my back."

3rd - In the words of Ted Nugent, as he was being interviewed by a British journalist. The journalist asked,

"What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you

shoot it? Is it, `Are you my friend?` or is it `Are you the one who killed my brother?'"

Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French in that way."

4th - GO ITALY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember what the submarine Captain said when an enemy destroyer started shooting at them........."DIVE !!!! DIVE !!!!!!! DIVE !!!!!!!"

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In the interest of fairness, the Germans were the fatalists in WWI, not the French.

And the French did pretty well in WWI. The Austro-Hungarians were the most incompetent in that war.

Also, the Napolean French rolled up most of Europe not that long ago.

And no, I have not one drop of French ancestry. However, I think we have a French member or two that you guys have probably really pissed off.

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c'est la guerre.........

If you take seriously everything written on a Forum where ball breaking is such an integral part of the experience - you will find many more reasons for hard feelings than were ever dreamt of or intended.....

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Wiley.

How do you think our Kiwi members feel :lol2:

Ausies take pot shots at everyone....no one more than themselves.

If anyone from any country is truely offended, don't be. Give as good as you get! ;-)

I have a great mate in Singapore who rang me the morning after Australia lost to Italy 1-0 asking "hey Rob....I missed the game...what was the score?" After I called him a SOB I started ragging him on Singapores illustrious history of sporting success.

He finished with a classic:

"Hey Rob, remember....no one was ever sent to Australia because they had a lot of friends" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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