how to save yourself....

[Ken Gargett]

Situational Awareness

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>You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

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>On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine

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>In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car

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>Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

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>What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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>Answer: Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're pissed.

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[PorscheC4S]

I really get a kick out of Roos and Brits and Irish using pissed as an adjective for sh*tfaced. One of my favorites.

[Ken Gargett]

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» I really get a kick out of Roos and Brits and Irish using pissed as an

» adjective for sh*tfaced. One of my favorites.

when i lived in DC, things like that got very confusing.

you went to a bar and got angry?

no pissed.

yes, angry.

no pissed.

mad?

crazy?

no, angry?

no, pissed.

after a while, friday morning tea at the legal office was 'aussie lessons'. hysterical. try telling septics (i mean that in the nicest way) and even a few sealbashers about crows flying and uncooked prawns and dinkum and more.