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A woman tells her husband she wants to have breast enlargement surgery.

"Surgery, you don't need surgery for that!" he replies.

"Oh really, what do you suggest then?"

"Take some toilet paper, and rub it between your boobs".

"And how, pray tell, will that work?"

"I don't know, but it sure worked for your a$$!"

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» A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her

» husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly - pay me a compliment".

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» The husband replies, "your eyesight's perfect".

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» :lookaround:

LOL, sounds like a happy marriage :-D

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