another blonde joke...

[habanohal]

2 blondes walk into a building.

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You think they would see it!

:-D

[habanohal]

A group of people were in a bar one night. A Russian astronaut, American Astronaut and a blonde. They got into an argueing discussion.

The Russian Astronaut starts to get cocky and blab on that he was the 1st one that went into space.

The American Astronaut then glotes that he was the first one on the moon.

The blonde then replies...... Well I am going to be the 1st one on the sun!

They both look at her and tell her that there is no way anyone can land on the sun, for they will burn into a ball of flames. The sun is too bright and hot!

She replies..." Daa........ I am gonna wait till it is dark out"

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[habanohal]

What is the greatest thing about dateing a homeless girl???

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After you are done with her, you can drop her off anywhere

[habanohal]

How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex?

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.She opens the car door

[habanohal]

What is the first thing the fish said when it hit the wall??

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DAM!!!!!

[Colt45]

Love the building one!

A blonde walks into a doctor's office. In the room with the doctor, she says,

"Doc, I hurt all over."

"What do you mean, you hurt all over"? says the doctor.

I'll show you, says the blonde. She touches herself on the leg - Ouch!

She touches herself on the arm - Ouch!

She touches her ear - Ouch!

She touches her hair - Ouch! Even my hair hurts!

The doctor looks at her for a moment, then asks her, "are you a natural blonde"?

"Yes, why do you ask?" says the blonde.

To which the doctor replies, "you've got a broken finger"

[hueynova]

Why do blonds wear underwear?

keep their ankles warm

Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?

place to rest their ankles

What is the blondes mating call?

I think Im getting drunk!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everone has been IN a 747

Why did the blonde lose her job at the M&M candy factory?

She kept throwing out all the W's

I could go on an on, but I'll spare ya ;-)

[SmokinLightning]

What do a blonde and a 747 have in common?

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Little black boxes.

[El Presidente]

My blonde accountant just turned up

....have printed this out :-D

[skid11]

:-D :-D :-D teehee teehee :-D :-D :-D

What did the blonde say after sex ?...........................

So "Do all you guys play for the same team"

[Elric]

How do you know that a blonde has been on the computer?

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White out on the screen.

[Elric]

How do you know that she has been back on the computer?

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Writing over the white out.

[Havana Joe]

[Colt45]

What did the cigar merchant's blonde accountant say?

NO CIGARS FOR YOU!!

[jadawin]

Definately some classics. Gotta love blonde jokes.:-D

[cvm4]

These are too funny! :-D