My mental processes are perfectly normal

[Well Armed]

I got pulled over for going straight through a turn-only and got a ticket also for driving without a license. Ha ha ha I knew it would happen eventually but I am stupid so anyways, I am sitting there reading the ticket and looking at the fines, thinking, "$250!?!? That is a box of P2's! $275!?!? that is a box of RAGs!" Is it normal to think like that? I think so.

[Mel]

» I got pulled over for going straight through a turn-only and got a ticket

» also for driving without a license. Ha ha ha I knew it would happen

» eventually but I am stupid so anyways, I am sitting there reading the

» ticket and looking at the fines, thinking, "$250!?!? That is a box of

» P2's! $275!?!? that is a box of RAGs!" Is it normal to think like

» that? I think so.

NO! you are not normal. Normal is a cigar smoker that equates 250.00 USD with a years supply of Tampa Nuggets at .25 each. That is 1000 cigars my friend. You are f****ing absurd to only get 25 sticks for that much money.;-)

[habanohal]

I look at it the same way. $800 for a set of new tires for my van.....Thats a box of Cohiba Seleccion Reserve. ( I will just keep rotateing them and useing fix-a-flat) :-D

I sort of relate all costs with cigars.

I use to get pissed at my wife for spending $300+ for all her Coach purses etc. Now its no biggie for I spend 2 to 5 times that a month on cigars.

They are like a crack habbit...........or maybe Habanos are worse for its more expensive.

But what a hobby and a passion it is!!!!

[jseeds]

Should've offered the officer a habano.

...then again, maybe that's a really bad idea...

[Mel]

» Should've offered the officer a habano.

»

» ...then again, maybe that's a really bad idea...

Joking aside I got upset the other day because the wife bought a dress for the dog for 15.00. I did not tell her I just sent Czars 2000.00.;-)

[shrink]

Joking aside I got upset the other day because the wife bought a dress for the dog for 15.00.

Yeah, right! You fail to mention that the dog is a 150 lb. MALE wolf-malamute mix. You guys are into some kinky ****, fo sho.

Now, that dog won't hunt, but 15 bucks would fetch me a good Sir Winnie!