What do you tell your better half?

[El Presidente]

» I am currently interviewing prospective female cigar smokers as possible

» mating material. The applicants need to apply in person and be able to

» distinguish between Cuban leaf and Non-Cuban leaf cigars, and how to

» properly spot fakes. The other requirement is that she must be financially

» able to maintain as well as grow the inventory status of cigars as we will

» often consider Blind Taste Testings to provide continuing cigar education

» and stimulate our love of the leaf. She must enjoy all things about cigars

» and have ample room on her credit cards to purchase a minimum of 4 boxes a

» month!

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Must have own boat and can cook. ;-)

Lisa is the only chick I know who meets all the above criteria.