Has anyone seen a picture of Ken's 7lb trout?

[El Presidente]

Anyone ?

He is now taken to signing off e-mails to me as:

( I am Gargett, king of the bones, lord of the trout).

I have replied with my own signature

(I am Ayala, friend to idiots).

i have, and for once this is no exxageration, approx 250 photos. just finished the third day. what a briilaint place. i don't follow the machine gun and dynamite comment???

and best of all, we have more big trout.

[Ken Gargett]

charming that one's private correspondence is blasted all over the internet. trust - where has it gone? what a tailor roe!

if i could find the thingee that downloads photos, i'd post. may have to get a new one.

and two more things -

1. i never said it was seven lbs. i wouldn't waste the forum's time with a tiddler (though after seeing rob fish, guess it is all relative).

2. who said it was just one?

back wed and will try and find the thing. stay tuna'd and remember the words to that great fishing song - "if the fish starts to scream when you pour in the cream, that's a mornay".

[strayvector]

You boys need to post translations so that us foreigners can fully grasp the insults that you throw at one another and join in on the fun. :-D At this point here's what I've been able to gather:

- Rob can't fish, but Ken takes lessons from him

- Ken drinks wine, Rob chugs whatever that has alcohol

- Rob thinks he's a lady's man, but is 30 years removed from his glory days

- Ken tries to be a lady's man, but has to buy refrigerators to get some play

- In actuality, both are frequent visitors to the "spa" house across the street from the Czar House

- Both wish they were Kiwis or Americans (mostly American because they've had their fill of sheep).

- Neither can survive without Lisa.

Let me know if misintrepreted or missed anything. :-D You guys are awesome.

[Colt45]

Great, I'm gonna have nightmares. At least they don't advertise

"Sausage Saturdays"

[Ken Gargett]

» You boys need to post translations so that us foreigners can fully grasp

» the insults that you throw at one another and join in on the fun. :-D

» At this point here's what I've been able to gather:

»

» - Rob can't fish, but Ken takes lessons from him - i would not take lessons from him at gunpoint tho, now i have big trout even if yet to get photos out of camera, will confess that i may lack his casting ability in the past.

» - Ken drinks wine, Rob chugs whatever that has alcohol - fair enough.

» - Rob thinks he's a lady's man, but is 30 years removed from his glory - i think that should read 'Rob thinks he's a lady'.

» days

» - Ken tries to be a lady's man, but has to buy refrigerators to get some

» play - strictly speaking, no fridges or other whitegoods have ever been purchased for that or any other purpose, other than use at chez gargett.

» - In actuality, both are frequent visitors to the "spa" house across the

» street from the Czar House - didn't know there was one.

» - Both wish they were Kiwis or Americans (mostly American because they've

» had their fill of sheep). - never under any circumstances has any self-respecting aussie wished they were kiwi. rob's answer sums that up!

» - Neither can survive without Lisa. - who?

»

» Let me know if misintrepreted or missed anything. :-D You guys are

» awesome.

[El Presidente]

» » You boys need to post translations so that us foreigners can fully grasp

» » the insults that you throw at one another and join in on the fun. :-D

»

» » At this point here's what I've been able to gather:

» »

» » - Rob can't fish, but Ken takes lessons from him - i would not take

» lessons from him at gunpoint tho, now i have big trout even if yet to get

» photos out of camera, will confess that i may lack his casting ability in

» the past.

» » - Ken drinks wine, Rob chugs whatever that has alcohol - fair enough.

» » - Rob thinks he's a lady's man, but is 30 years removed from his glory -

» i think that should read 'Rob thinks he's a lady'.

» » days

» » - Ken tries to be a lady's man, but has to buy refrigerators to get

» some

» » play - strictly speaking, no fridges or other whitegoods have ever been

» purchased for that or any other purpose, other than use at chez gargett.

» » - In actuality, both are frequent visitors to the "spa" house across

» the

» » street from the Czar House - didn't know there was one.

» » - Both wish they were Kiwis or Americans (mostly American because

» they've

» » had their fill of sheep). - never under any circumstances has any

» self-respecting aussie wished they were kiwi. rob's answer sums that up!

» » - Neither can survive without Lisa. - who?

» »

» » Let me know if misintrepreted or missed anything. :-D You guys are

» » awesome.

Nice post Ken

[Ben]

Rob I really don't wanna know how you came to be in possession of that flyer!

[SuperT]

» You boys need to post translations so that us foreigners can fully grasp

» the insults that you throw at one another and join in on the fun. :-D

» At this point here's what I've been able to gather:

»

» - Rob can't fish, but Ken takes lessons from him

» - Ken drinks wine, Rob chugs whatever that has alcohol

» - Rob thinks he's a lady's man, but is 30 years removed from his glory

» days

» - Ken tries to be a lady's man, but has to buy refrigerators to get some

» play

» - In actuality, both are frequent visitors to the "spa" house across the

» street from the Czar House

» - Both wish they were Kiwis or Americans (mostly American because they've

» had their fill of sheep).

» - Neither can survive without Lisa.

»

» Let me know if misintrepreted or missed anything. :-D You guys are

» awesome.

LMAO!!

[GoatLocker]

Jeeze, my wife walks in just in time to see that picture on the screen. She's wondering why I'm surfing *** porn!? Oh well, maybe she'll try harder tonite to "win me back"

[El Presidente]

D

» At this point here's what I've been able to gather:

»

» - Rob can't fish, but Ken takes lessons from him

» - Ken drinks wine, Rob chugs whatever that has alcohol

» - Rob thinks he's a lady's man, but is 30 years removed from his glory

» days

» - Ken tries to be a lady's man, but has to buy refrigerators to get some

» play

» - In actuality, both are frequent visitors to the "spa" house across the

» street from the Czar House

» - Both wish they were Kiwis or Americans (mostly American because they've

» had their fill of sheep).

» - Neither can survive without Lisa.

»

» Let me know if misintrepreted or missed anything. :-D You guys are

» awesome.

Yes...you are "spot on"

The Male brothel accross the road has a "Tight Ass Tuesday" special.

Lisa noted that ken normally visists us on Tuesdays