Silliness

[cobra]

**** Cheny walks into the Oval Office finding President Bush behind the desk.

"Mr President I have some very bad news for you sir"

"I have just been informed that 3 Brazilians were just killed in Iraq"

The President became immediately distraught, lay his head in his hands and wept. Several minutes of this went by, the President picked his head up and asked "****..........How many is a Brazilian?

[First Lady]

My Private Part Died Today!

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life

in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse

Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part

died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little

crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my

condolences.

The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall

with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse

Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down

the hall like that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your

pajamas."

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday

that my Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of

your pajamas?"

You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!

"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

[Colt45]

A man goes to the proctologist for his yearly exam.

He assumes the position, and from behind him, the

doctor asks, "can you feel my thumb up your a$$"?

Yeah doc replies the man, I can feel your thumb up my a$$.

Reaching around from behind, the doctor shows him both

thumbs "TA DA"!

[Loki]

Did ya hear about the old-timer who overdosed on viagra?

They couldn't close the coffin.