Best Out of Office Auto-Replies

[First Lady]

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I

fail to get the position.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of

the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received

anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you

send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and

your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99

for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your

message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is

unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try

sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can

see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing

system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a

reply in approximately 19 weeks.

7. I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical

reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of

'Steve'.

I have to make up for the past 2 weeks of not posting anything

[JMH]

I like #2:lol:

[cf2112]

I think #5 is the one to try:-D

[habanablue]

slow day in Brizzy lis!!!

[Elric]

#5 is definitely the ticket.

[tattoodad13]

number 2 sounds like the office i work in.:-)

[Havana Joe]

I'll be forwarding this joke...

[Lorax429]

#5 would cause our helpdesk phones to explode. It is amazing the level of panic the users at my company enter if there is even a hint of any type of email problem. That's what would make trying that one so much fun at my office. :-P :-D

[geoffrie]

in-duh-viduals

I sense a Dilbert newsletter influence here?

[CigarZen]

8 is pretty funny.:-D :-D :-D

Problem with 5 is your already clogged inbox will be jammed by the all to frequently encountered dim bulbs.