Cinema aggravation!

[Van55]

On Sunday I decided to take in a movie (cinema) at the theater (theatre). I took a aisle seat, as is my custom, so that I can stretch my legs out during the film.

No sooner had the feature started than some blond woman in the middle of the row of seats I was in stood bumped her way down the row to the aisle I was on, excusing herself and stepping on toes a she went. When she got to me, I said, "Couldn't you have thought of that BEFORE the movie started?????"

"Oh no," she responded. "The notice to turn off all cell phones was just on the screen, and I left cell phone in my car. Be right back."

[sillyrib]

I always get the screaming baby rigth behind me. Why do People take infants to R-rated movies or movies at all?

[genevapics]

Well done. Well done. I think I know where Lisa is getting her material. Again, kudos!

[Havana Joe]

[El Presidente]

....the sort of girl you ask out ;-)

[Loki]

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» ....the sort of girl you ask out ;-)

Nope, the sort of girl you buy a hamburger, smoke a joint with ,bang her and be out with your friends by 8:00 pm for a pint and a cigar.

[tattoodad13]

» On Sunday I decided to take in a movie (cinema) at the theater (theatre).

» I took a aisle seat, as is my custom, so that I can stretch my legs out

» during the film.

»

» No sooner had the feature started than some blond woman in the middle of

» the row of seats I was in stood bumped her way down the row to the aisle I

» was on, excusing herself and stepping on toes a she went. When she got to

» me, I said, "Couldn't you have thought of that BEFORE the movie

» started?????"

»

» "Oh no," she responded. "The notice to turn off all cell phones was just

» on the screen, and I left cell phone in my car. Be right back."

I hate when that happens:lol3:

[joerose]

Loki: sounds like my kind of gal.» » On Sunday I decided to take in a movie (cinema) at the theater (theatre).

»

» » I took a aisle seat, as is my custom, so that I can stretch my legs out

» » during the film.

» »

» » No sooner had the feature started than some blond woman in the middle

» of

» » the row of seats I was in stood bumped her way down the row to the aisle

» I

» » was on, excusing herself and stepping on toes a she went. When she got

» to

» » me, I said, "Couldn't you have thought of that BEFORE the movie

» » started?????"

» »

» » "Oh no," she responded. "The notice to turn off all cell phones was

» just

» » on the screen, and I left cell phone in my car. Be right back."

» I hate when that happens:lol3:

[cf2112]

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» »

» » ....the sort of girl you ask out ;-)

»

» Nope, the sort of girl you buy a hamburger, smoke a joint with ,bang her

» and be out with your friends by 8:00 pm for a pint and a cigar.

[broozer]

she was a blonde i presume?

bruce

[Elric]

How do you know that a blonde was using the computer?...

White out on the screen.

How do you know she used it again?...

Writing over the white out!