hot tip for locals

[Ken Gargett]

if you are around brizzy, next year save all your buying for when el pres has to take his wife on another holiday for forgetting he is married. go in and speak to the first lady - it is amazing what you can actually buy when rob's away. he has so much good stuff hidden away that us mere mortals can normally never get our hands on. i've even managed to restock the PSS2's. unbridled joy!

of course, some may have beem from his private stock but there are always innocent casualties in any coup. go the first lady!!

i should add that they were my PSS2's in the first place and given to rob to give to a mate and that was as far as they went. now i have had to buy them back. i think of it more as releasing hostages whilst making independent and unrelated payments for consulting services to cigar terrorists.

[Ken Gargett]

for those concerned about the fate of the PSS2's, i should add that all hostages have been saved and are happily living in their new 'dor at chez mess on the coast.

[First Lady]

Ken

I am retracting my comments from one of the previous posts about you making a good vice president. You are devolving secrets and are very naughty.

BTW Gentleman Dearest Ken only took the last of the sticks which had flaws and were not up to the standard I like to reserve for my FOOH members ;-)

The First Lady

[Ken Gargett]

nice try! i'm sitting here looking at them and drooling - they are perfect. don't forget i brought them back from cuba.

as for VP, missed that post, but to follow in the footsteps of such luminaries as dan quayle, spiro agnew, al gore... think i am better off sniping from afar (ps - if any of this means i miss my P2's from the next shipment, i retract it all and will do whatever you want).

[Mel]

Ken you are the biggest blabber mouth on the planet. It is not polite to kiss and tell. It is even less polite to rape and pillage a mans personal area and then to drag a "Lady" into the fray. Oh my God!

Need a partner? I am at least as discreet as you.

[Ken Gargett]

mel, i'd be honoured to work with someone as discreet as yourself but it helps if you are anywhere near the actual shop to drop by (and don't forget that we are talking about rob's 'personal area'. get in quick - he is back soon. then we'll have to wait until he forgets christmas.

[El Presidente]

Fantastic.

Lisa has severely let me down in giving Ken the keys to the fortress :crying:

I know that every corner, nook and cranny of what I love has been poked, exposed and violated.

I feel dirty all over :wink:

[Ken Gargett]

you have no idea!