you know you're an all black supporter when....

[Ken Gargett]

presented in the spirit of friendly comradeship with the south pacific poms off to one side (you can always insert someone else and pass it on - i did, though i added number 9. i once met a woman who honestly thought that. i swear that is true).

You know you're a all black supporter when....

1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.

2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table. In front of her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: "Hey, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.

9. You think the New Zealand national anthem is 'I Still Call Australia Home'

10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.

11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.

12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

15. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.

16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.

[Roy R. Frush]

» presented in the spirit of friendly comradeship with the south pacific poms

» off to one side (you can always insert someone else and pass it on - i did,

» though i added number 9. i once met a woman who honestly thought that. i

» swear that is true).

»

»

» You know you're a all black supporter when....

»

» 1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.

»

» 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table. In

» front of her kids.

»

» 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

»

» 4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."

»

» 5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

»

» 6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: "Hey, watch

» this."

»

» 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

»

» 8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.

»

» 9. You think the New Zealand national anthem is 'I Still Call Australia

» Home'

»

» 10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its

» wheels.

»

» 11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much

» petrol is in it.

»

» 12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

»

» 13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

»

» 14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against

» it.

»

» 15. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.

»

» 16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

»

» 17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.

Why do I get the feeling this was originally written about rednecks?

[Ken Gargett]

you think all black supporters and rednecks are mutually exclusive??

[Roy R. Frush]

» you think all black supporters and rednecks are mutually exclusive??

To be quite honest, I am not sure what a "black supporter" is. What would ebony jockstraps have to do with rednecks?

[JMH]

» To be quite honest, I am not sure what a "black supporter" is. What would

» ebony jockstraps have to do with rednecks?

The all blacks are the kiwi rugby team.

[maestro]

By far, this is the keeper:

2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table. In front of her kids.

18. You are cured with a visit to your doctor after performing his new Swedish anal massage.

I came across the following article and was wondering who this guy "served" with his innovative and clearly misunderstood methodology.

http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=3467&date=20060404