Just for laughs

[dysfunctional]

Following on ken's marriage topic...thought I would do one on women / wives...... that I heard recently.

Every man should get married.......life is not only about happiness.

I bring my wife everywhere.....but she keeps finding her way home.

This last one I like the best....

Never trust a creature that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

(Hope I did not offend anyone.......)

[Taino]

Lastone is really funny

[stogies&hoagies]

» » Every man should get married.......life is not only about happiness.

»

»

»It sounds like this guy knows my first wife?

:-D

[Mel]

I suggested that my wife take some insurance out on her "self". I told her that if that goes down she wasn't worth **** to me. Am I to mean? Or am I to honest?

Edited: Mel, we do have a mixed membership here at FOH, some things might be better left to the imagination that spoken out loud my friend.

[alexgtp]

LOL!!

I luv the last one!

[Mel]

My Bad.

[CIGARHead]

» I suggested that my wife take some insurance out on her "self". I told her

» that if that goes down she wasn't worth **** to me. Am I to mean? Or am I

» to honest?

»

» Edited: Mel, we do have a mixed membership here at FOH, some things might

» be better left to the imagination that spoken out loud my friend.

Mel, you talkin to yourself again?....it's ok pal.

[Spartagas]

» I suggested that my wife take some insurance out on her "self". I told her

» that if that goes down she wasn't worth **** to me. Am I to mean? Or am I

» to honest?

»

» Edited: Mel, we do have a mixed membership here at FOH, some things might

» be better left to the imagination that spoken out loud my friend.

And they say romance is dead...

[genevapics]

Very good. That last one is something to think about!:-|

[Mel]

» » I suggested that my wife take some insurance out on her "self". I told

» her

» » that if that goes down she wasn't worth **** to me. Am I to mean? Or am

» I

» » to honest?

» »

» » Edited: Mel, we do have a mixed membership here at FOH, some things

» might

» » be better left to the imagination that spoken out loud my friend.

»

» Mel, you talkin to yourself again?....it's ok pal.

No, I got edited for bad langue. There was another word in the "self" place and I got called into the priciples office.:-D

Romance???? That stuff is for women. I'll probably get the stick again.;-)

[CIGARHead]

» » Mel, you talkin to yourself again?....it's ok pal.[/i]

»

» No, I got edited for bad langue. There was another word in the "self"

» place and I got called into the priciples office.:-D

»

» Romance???? That stuff is for women. I'll probably get the stick again.;-)

Ahhh, I understand now.

Well, you got called into the principles office huh? Real question is, who was the priciple, Lisa or Tampa...and did you get a spanking?

[Loki]

»

» Well, you got called into the principles office huh? Real question is, who

» was the priciple, Lisa or Tampa...and did you get a spanking?

Don't let it get around but I hear Mel loves spankings.

[Tampa1257]

» Well, you got called into the principles office huh? Real question is, who

» was the principle, Lisa or Tampa...and did you get a spanking?

Hi everyone, It was me that did the editing. I read something that I thought would be offensive toward The First Lady and other female members of the board and simply edited a single word in the post.

I will not be heavy handed, but will only look out for the membership at large. I will tell you that if I ever need to edit a post, I will leave a note explaining my actions. I do not consider anyone being "Spanked" (even if Mel does enjoy it! ), rather, I am only attempting to promote a lively and active forum.

[CIGARHead]

» » Well, you got called into the principles office huh? Real question is,

» who

» » was the principle, Lisa or Tampa...and did you get a spanking?

»

» Hi everyone, It was me that did the editing. I read something that I

» thought would be offensive toward The First Lady and other female members

» of the board and simply edited a single word in the post.

»

» I will not be heavy handed, but will only look out for the membership at

» large. I will tell you that if I ever need to edit a post, I will leave a

» note explaining my actions. I do not consider anyone being "Spanked" (even

» if Mel does enjoy it! ), rather, I am only attempting to

» promote a lively and active forum.

Chuck,

Hope no hard feelings there partner, just razzing 'ol Melly boy.

You are in the tough situation of having to make desicions for FoH as a whole, and I respect that...And for the record, from what I hear, Mel does like spankings:lookaround: :-D