Tools one can actually use.

[El Presidente]

This is far more my level 

 

https://halfwheel.com/screwpop-introduces-cigar-punch-4-0/441624/

 

[Fuzz]

I still think you'll injure yourself.

[raggie]

The twin nubber looks like the marshmallow roasting tools! Or corn cob skewers.

[GVan]

I have the one with just the punch - no spikes.  It was cheap, very small is extremely light and sharp and hangs on my golf bag as my go-to golf course cutter.  Works great.  Not sure why you'd need the additional spikes.