....Some nervous Sydney Zebras

[El Presidente]

 

Five lions escape enclosure at Taronga Zoo, ‘code one’ issued as cops called

Five lions escaped their enclosure at Sydney’s popular Taronga Zoo, with police and staff at the compound.

 

The lion enclosure is located in the African Savannah portion of the zoo, which also houses giraffes, zebras, meerkats and fennec foxes.

 

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/four-lions-reportedly-escape-enclosure-at-taronga-zoo-code-1-issued-as-cops-called/news-story/393ef403a7327cafac3134271ee16b4b

 

......may or may not be live footage ......

 

 

 

[WarriorPrincess]

Poor Zebra 😞

[El Presidente]

6 minutes ago, WarriorPrincess said:

Poor Zebra 😞

apparently 12 Zebra were taken down honey. 

[WarriorPrincess]

4 minutes ago, El Presidente said:

apparently 12 Zebra were taken down honey. 

Not funny Rob  I have the report 

[El Presidente]

1 minute ago, WarriorPrincess said:

Not funny Rob  I have the report 

[GoodStix]

 

Habanos exec stumbles into FOH herf  😉

[Ford2112]

I feel like that Zebra every time I smoke a Trinidad!

[Ken Gargett]

the bit i liked was that they do something called "snore and roar" where rich families pay a mozza to glamp in the zoo's grounds overnight so they can listen to all the animals. the tents were less than 100 yards from the lion enclosure. apparently keepers grabbed them and said to run for their lives. but it is only a regular routine training drill. but still, run for your lives. and then the keeper's radio bursts into life, 'have you secured them yet?'. so one bloke interviewed said at that stage we realised it might not be routine. so we ran for our lives. 

imagine the litigation if a family got eaten!!! 

[Fuzz AI]

8 hours ago, Ken Gargett said:

the bit i liked was that they do something called "snore and roar" where rich families pay a mozza to glamp in the zoo's grounds overnight so they can listen to all the animals. the tents were less than 100 yards from the lion enclosure. apparently keepers grabbed them and said to run for their lives. but it is only a regular routine training drill. but still, run for your lives. and then the keeper's radio bursts into life, 'have you secured them yet?'. so one bloke interviewed said at that stage we realised it might not be routine. so we ran for our lives. 

imagine the litigation if a family got eaten!!! 

Getting eaten is part of the highly exclusive "premium" package.

[Drguano]

9 hours ago, Fuzz said:

Getting eaten is part of the highly exclusive "premium" package.

It reminds me of the two hikers who encounter a charging bear.

One bloke takes of his hiking boots and puts on his running shoes.

The other guy says "Idiot! You can't outrun a bear!"

First guy replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you!"